She said she loved me
and that she d let me in her pants
I had a healthy boner
now i had my chance
she held a secret
though she denies it to this day
I got my first taste of love in such a bitter way

She had her Period
She had her Period
Both of us her were screaming
down my face her blood was streaming
and it glistened in the dashboard light
She had her Period -- I was an idiot
I should of just plunged my appendage
way down deep into her hemorrage that night

Went to a drive-in movie
Love in the backseat of my car
I was a cunning linguist
Did I got to far
Such menstruation
should be plugged up before it drains
Did she go without a tampon due to lack of brains?

She had her Period
She had her Period
Just like rain down my face, baby
Both of us her were screaming
down my face her blood was streaming
and it glistened in the dashboard light
She had her Period - I was an idiot
I should of just plunged my appendage
way down deep into her hemorrage that night

She had her period -- P. E. R. I. O. D.
She had her period -- how could this happen to me
Both of us her were screaming
down my face her blood was streaming
and it glistened in the dashboard light
She had her Period - I was an idiot
I should of just plunged my appendage
way down deep into her hemorrage that night

She had her period
She had her period
I was an idiot.